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Kinder Quotes: Kinder after running morning laps: "My little cousin Ruby, she wears me out. She's a fast little fella!" The funniest in a LONG time: Mrs. Schoeneck: (sitting with a friend who is in timeout) "Honey, do you know why you are in timeout?" Kinder: "Because my mom didn't teach me that much stuff." Mrs. Schoeneck: "My youngest child turns 21 today!" Kinder: "Mrs. Schoeneck, now I know how old you are. If your daughter is 21, you MUST be 22!" She got an A+ for the WEEK! We will work on number sense later! Heading out for recess: Kinder: (hugs me): "You smell like my nana." Mrs. Schoeneck: "Does your nana smell good?" Kinder: "Yeah - well - kinda different." Two kindergarten friends chatting about how old one child's mom is while walking down the hallway together: Child 1: "Well - she is 34." Child 2: "She is not 34. She would be dead!" Friend 1: "I am thinking of an animal. It is unskunked." Friend 2: "A dinosaur!" Friend 1: "Yep - you got it!" Kinder: "Mrs. Schoeneck, "Are you nuts?" Kinder: "Mrs. Schoeneck - when you do this (child's version of my smile) you have stripes on your face." Mrs. Schoeneck: "Yep, those are wrinkles sweetie."
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