Kinder after running morning laps: "My little cousin Ruby, she wears me out. She's a fast little fella!"
The funniest in a LONG time:
Mrs. Schoeneck: (sitting with a friend who is in timeout) "Honey, do you know why you are in timeout?"
Kinder: "Because my mom didn't teach me that much stuff."
Mrs. Schoeneck: "My youngest child turns 21 today!"
Kinder: "Mrs. Schoeneck, now I know how old you are. If your daughter is 21, you MUST be 22!"
She got an A+ for the WEEK! We will work on number sense later!
Heading out for recess:
Kinder: (hugs me): "You smell like my nana."
Mrs. Schoeneck: "Does your nana smell good?"
Kinder: "Yeah - well - kinda different."
Two kindergarten friends chatting about how old one child's mom is while walking down the hallway together:
Child 1: "Well - she is 34."
Child 2: "She is not 34. She would be dead!"
Friend 1: "I am thinking of an animal. It is unskunked."
Friend 2: "A dinosaur!"
Friend 1: "Yep - you got it!"
Kinder: "Mrs. Schoeneck, "Are you nuts?"
Kinder: "Mrs. Schoeneck - when you do this (child's version of my smile) you have stripes on your face."
Mrs. Schoeneck: "Yep, those are wrinkles sweetie."